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[WP] Being a dark mage in the modern day isn't as beneficialas it use to be, and it's gotten to the point where you've had to start working as a glorified back alley doctor just to make ends meet.
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[WP] In the grand scale of things, you're not a notable wizard, but you managed to create one spell that means that you always win a fight; the spell of intangibility.
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[WP] Being a teacher in a bunker is hard at times, as you find yourself having to explain things to the kids, such as what grass is, what a pet is used for, or why people needed so many different styles of food.
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[WP] You are a Quantum Custodian. Whenever some silly lifeform messes with the fabric of reality too much, it's your job to "tidy up" any paradoxes or unstable reality distortions they create.
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[WP] You spent years trying to become immortal, but you hesitate when you discover that becoming immortal will cause you to no longer be able to feel any sensation.
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[WP] "In the criminal world I am know as a Scrubber, a person who goes to crimes scenes and erases any evidence that can incriminate my clients; and you'd be surprised by how many superheroes have hired my services to save their reputations and careers after an... 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵."
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[WP] The achient lich burst out of their dungeon after a thousand years... only to immidately take the kingdom to court for inprisoning them for far longer than any rational judge would have sentenced them to, and for the conditions they were forced to live in for that millennia.
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[WP] An entity created by the deity of Chaos is sent to kill the hero and the villain while they're young, as to disrupt the narrative cycle and to annoy the deities of Good, Evil, and Order.
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[WP] You have been hiking though the woods for two days now, and you're starting to get concerned that you've somehow gotten turned around. You also swear that you've past the same bridge over a river 7 times already, which is odd since the hike was only 20 mile longs and only had 1 river crossing.
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