/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[SP] "For the last time, you can't claim that a πππππ£π¨ππ¬ as a self-defense weapon!"
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[WP] The city is full of silly heroes and villains, who engage in fights and crimes that wouldn't be out of place in a preschool tv show... because the last person who tried to make moves on this place was very quickly beaten to death.
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[SP] A slasher villain who is very strong and is able to shrug off gunshots... but they're very ticklish.
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[WP] As a lich who controls a ever-growing undead army, you have no interest in taking over the world. You're only intrested in fulfuiling your friend' last request, which was to make sure that the thing they were turning into would never harm another person.
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[WP] A witch has cursed you over a slight; now you have a week to kill that which you love more than any other, or suffer eternally in hell.
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[WP] You'd saved up enough coin to take your farming scythe to the local mage, as to get it enchanted so that you didn't need to sharpen it anymore. It turns out that they did too good of a job, as you slowly begin to realise that it is now sharp enough to cut through anything.
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