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[WP] The lamp was rubbed and the genie appeared. ‘Now that you have freed me, I must grant you three wishes…’. ‘For my first wish…I wish, to know your story.’ Slightly taken a aback, the genie nevertheless complied.
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[WP] The sage lay dying. “You’re the prophesised one! This potion boosts one,and only one, of your stats to a supernatural degree! You must save the world!” You chug down the potion, and instead of picking a basic stat like strength or intelligence etc, you ended the crisis with an unusual method…
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[EU] There’s a new Jedi who claimed he was self trained. His lightsaber is made of wood and he’s muttering under his breath during fights. I’ve heard him say ‘Imobulus’ and point his lightsaber hilt to freeze a Stormtrooper. He’s also said ‘expeliarms’ and all the blasters flew out of enemy hands!
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[WP] Sleep paralysis sucks! You make a device to pull your leg when it senses your heart rate going too high. One night, it works! During your hallucination, it jerks you awake! “There you are!” a voice booms in the darkness. “Oh no!” says the creature sitting on your chest, “I can’t help you now!”
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[WP] The party leader shouts for the Barbarian to tank into the group of kobolds. “Oh.” Says Vidal. “This wasn’t what I signed up for when you said we’d be cutting and slashing!” “But you’re a barbarian!” shouts the mage. “No, I’m a Barberian...” Vidal says as he pulls out his three foot long shears
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[WP] Aliens arrive and at first contact you notice they’re actually a few different races...of elves, orcs, dwarves and more. The first words the leader of the delegation says...in English no less, is “Have you finally learned to be civilized?”
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