/u/Past-Firefighter2050's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After hundreds of “years”, he finally was able to kill every member of his town in the fastest time possible.

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It was another day of shoving nerds into lockers.

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These cops are so stupid that they tried arresting a dead body!

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They say that if you laugh at peoples’ conditions, you’ll be like them in the future.

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After finding out how to freeze time, he started partaking in lots of shenanigans.

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In a tired haze, chills ran down my spine when I saw the dimly lit face outside my window.

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"IF YOU TOUCH THIS, YOU'LL DISCONNECT FROM REAL LIFE!" said the aloof roblox youtubers.

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She was often what you would a couch potato, for she was always on her couch.

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"Please don't eat us, the rock" we pleaded.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After hundreds of “years”, he finally was able to kill every member of his town in the fastest time possible.	498
It was another day of shoving nerds into lockers.	78
These cops are so stupid that they tried arresting a dead body!	20
They say that if you laugh at peoples’ conditions, you’ll be like them in the future.	7
After finding out how to freeze time, he started partaking in lots of shenanigans.	3
In a tired haze, chills ran down my spine when I saw the dimly lit face outside my window.	1
"IF YOU TOUCH THIS, YOU'LL DISCONNECT FROM REAL LIFE!" said the aloof roblox youtubers.	1
She was often what you would a couch potato, for she was always on her couch.	1
"Please don't eat us, the rock" we pleaded.	1