/u/PatriarchalTaxi's posts
[wp] You have set out to explore a region that has long been considered too boring and too easy to bother exploring.
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[WP] We sent our most advanced AI probe to explore another world. The probe was so advanced that it was said to have the emotional intelligence of a 4-year-old. In hindsight, that's probably why it was a bad idea...
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[Wp] You are walking home and find that the road where your house is, is closed. You are stopping by someone wearing a full hazmat suit and are told that you must wait to be escorted to safety.
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[WP] The artificially intelligent sex doll is becoming increasingly rough and violent every time you use it. You are no longer comfortable with its advances, but you can't stop it any more! Even the 'safe words' can no longer override it... NSFW
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[WP] If you've been in space for a long time, you have to undergo gravity rehabilitation therapy if you want to return to Earth. However, it's so expensive, that most people end up retiring in space. Apparently you're the only one who sees that this is a blatant conspiracy...
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[WP] The housing market has gone insane. Nobody can afford to buy a home anywhere on Earth, and the temptation of affordable housing on Mars has become irresistible. You finally decide to ignore the warnings of your friends and family...
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[WP] Video games about space exploration never seemed to fully scratch the itch for you. They were fun at first, but they always ran out of new content. Thankfully, real space travel is now possible, so that's now a problem of the past... Or is it?
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[wp] You are being raised for food by an alien civilisation. After multiple escape attempts, you've decided to give up and accept your fate. Everybody dies anyway, so why bother?
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[WP] You love kids, but always seem to repel them. Every time you go near one they run away crying. Except this one kid, who follows you everywhere.
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