/u/Pearse_Borty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "You know, it's somehow a fitting way for humanity to go. The world didn't go out with a bang, nor did it go out with a whimper. It went out with the grotesque, televised imagery of a bunch of coked-up clowns getting freaky with a soggy plastic bag of granola."
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[WP] Turns out, your fireplace is actually a portal which allows you to travel to anywhere on Earth, so long as it's lit and there is a fireplace on the receiving end. This encourages you and your drunken companions to go on the greatest pub crawl in human history.
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[WP] "Dude, I think there's something up with your XBOX." Those were the last words of your best friend before he warped out of existence. That was ten years ago. Diagnosed with a terminal illness, you decide to start up the XBOX again, because hey, things couldn't get worse. Right?
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[WP] Cheesemongers are amongst the most feared sorcerers in the world. Or rather, they were, until one day they mysteriously disappeared into the annals of legend. But now they're coming back with a vengeance, and the kingdoms are calling for warriors to come to their aid.
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[WP] You, a lord of hellfire and terror, cannot understand how a single group of "heroes", has defeated entire legions of doom through breakdancing and hip-hop. You can't deny it though; they've got killer moves.
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[WP] One minute, you were a janissary fighting for the British Empire sent to India to try and quell some "errant rebels". Now it would appear that you are fending off the beginnings of an alien invasion. And horrifyingly, they're coming for Britain's most precious beverage...The Tea.
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[WP] SiloCorp's biomechs are amongst the most feared WMDs in the entire galaxy. It is said that a single mech is capable of wiping out the armies of entire nations. SiloCorp is now frustrated because the latest models have all passed the Turing test, and almost none of them want to kill anything.
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