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Mommy says I have to take one pill a day from this orange bottle to treat my ADHD.

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My ex reached his hand out to me as I was about to fall as he said, “Please, I can’t live without you!!”

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The girl had fun pulling the hat off and putting the hat back on the stuffed animal.

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“Sweetie, we’re in the same room, why are you calling me?”

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I’ve been ignoring the singing woman swimming beside my boat for an hour now.

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My entire family absolutely loves ribs, it’s our favorite meal.

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“I’m sorry ma’am, we have to deny you service due to the amount of time it’s been since you’ve had it.”

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I pointed at the store and explained to my daughter that that’s where we get our clothing.

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“I can always tell if someone isn’t human with an odd shiver that flows throughout my upper body when I look at them,” I told my mother.

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“We have to stay together,” I muttered

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy says I have to take one pill a day from this orange bottle to treat my ADHD.	2745
My ex reached his hand out to me as I was about to fall as he said, “Please, I can’t live without you!!”	71
The girl had fun pulling the hat off and putting the hat back on the stuffed animal.	65
“Sweetie, we’re in the same room, why are you calling me?”	49
I’ve been ignoring the singing woman swimming beside my boat for an hour now.	48
My entire family absolutely loves ribs, it’s our favorite meal.	38
“I’m sorry ma’am, we have to deny you service due to the amount of time it’s been since you’ve had it.”	36
I pointed at the store and explained to my daughter that that’s where we get our clothing.	29
“I can always tell if someone isn’t human with an odd shiver that flows throughout my upper body when I look at them,” I told my mother.	28
“We have to stay together,” I muttered	27