/u/Penntandem's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I feel as though my lungs are about to collapse in on me, I see the light on the surface, finally some air!

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He begged me to keep the plug in the wall and of course I didn’t listen.

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Who knew the lottery could win you a meal for a king and the comfiest bed in the world on the top of a pyramid, complete with ancient artwork!

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The hardest part about leaving earth isn’t tying the noose.

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Our flight was called, we double checked all our luggage before my brother asked “can you call my phone, my bag is a total labyrinth”.

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Mother always gives me the best hugs

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After hours of struggling I finally got out that giant booger in my nose!

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I finally asked out that girl I had my eye on and she said yes!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I feel as though my lungs are about to collapse in on me, I see the light on the surface, finally some air!	159
He begged me to keep the plug in the wall and of course I didn’t listen.	146
Who knew the lottery could win you a meal for a king and the comfiest bed in the world on the top of a pyramid, complete with ancient artwork!	15
The hardest part about leaving earth isn’t tying the noose.	13
Our flight was called, we double checked all our luggage before my brother asked “can you call my phone, my bag is a total labyrinth”.	10
Mother always gives me the best hugs	6
After hours of struggling I finally got out that giant booger in my nose!	4
I finally asked out that girl I had my eye on and she said yes!	3