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I trained all my life and took silver at the Summer Olympics.

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They say being conscious during surgery is the worst experience one can suffer.

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The neighbors exclaimed, "Your wife's cooking smells delicious!"

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She texted me, be there soon going right over the bridge.

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But I'm vegan.

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She's adventurous so when she asked to go mountain climbing, of course I said yes.

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There's nothing creepier than sitting alone in an empty subway car.

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At your funeral everyone called you a good man, friend, and father.

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The researchers said the implant would allow me to read people's mind.

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We were raised in a household were hunting was a rite of passage.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I trained all my life and took silver at the Summer Olympics.	3899
They say being conscious during surgery is the worst experience one can suffer.	25
The neighbors exclaimed, "Your wife's cooking smells delicious!"	24
She texted me, be there soon going right over the bridge.	22
But I'm vegan.	20
She's adventurous so when she asked to go mountain climbing, of course I said yes.	20
There's nothing creepier than sitting alone in an empty subway car.	18
At your funeral everyone called you a good man, friend, and father.	16
The researchers said the implant would allow me to read people's mind.	14
We were raised in a household were hunting was a rite of passage.	11