/u/Peterleclark's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The first thing you get to do in heaven is watch a highlight reel of your choosing, so i went for 'all the times i nearly died'.

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When the angel asked which highlight reel I wanted to see I went we ‘all the times in my life I nearly died’.

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It took me till now, at the age of 38 to recognise the face of the man who tried to kill me when I was 5.

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I sometimes get a psychic flash, the feelings of the last person to touch an object.

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Something I remember about vampire stories from pre-planetary colonisation is that they are killed by sunlight.

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The vampires completely dominated Proxima Centauri IV in less than a month.

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Ive killed a person five times.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The first thing you get to do in heaven is watch a highlight reel of your choosing, so i went for 'all the times i nearly died'.	4728
When the angel asked which highlight reel I wanted to see I went we ‘all the times in my life I nearly died’.	531
It took me till now, at the age of 38 to recognise the face of the man who tried to kill me when I was 5.	213
I sometimes get a psychic flash, the feelings of the last person to touch an object.	55
Something I remember about vampire stories from pre-planetary colonisation is that they are killed by sunlight.	24
The vampires completely dominated Proxima Centauri IV in less than a month.	8
Ive killed a person five times.	6