/u/Picklestasteg00d's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the world's most powerful wizard, hell-bent on conquering everything. Problem is, your magic can only be channeled through a pair of maracas, and the heroes won't stop laughing at you.
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[WP] The average human brain has at least two minutes of consciousness after death. You've begun those two minutes.
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[WP] You really enjoy building things in the shape of a butterfly knife. The butterly comb, waffle iron, and gun are among your favorites. But, it seems people don't really like the butterfly nuke.
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[WP] You decide to adopt a corgi from your local animal shelter. A few days later, Satan appears at your door, requesting that you return his beloved pet, Cerberus.
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[WP] A D&D player goes back in time to the medieval era, only to find that he lacks common knowledge of the medieval world.
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[WP] You've just died. Except, instead of an afterlife, you wake up to some very concerned alien friends. Your entire human life was just a trip on a new hallucigenic drug.
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[WP] There isn't actually one god. Every century, a new angel is elected to serve as God. You're running for God, and you've got a trick up your sleeve to ensure victory.
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