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I made a wish to live forever and asked the genie why everything is suddenly dark.

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I told the genie that I wish to be surrounded by hot chicks, and I clarify that by chicks I meant living human females.

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That was a nice dream, I was at school and also swimming in the ocean surrounded by beautiful girls.

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Mommy, I don't want to eat my vegetable, it tells me that it tastes bad and it doesn't want to be eaten.

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"Mommy, I found daddy in the garden".

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I told her that I can't see her for a month because no nut November starts today.

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The sky turned red and my grandma exclaimed "it's the rapture!" Before I see her soul leave her body.

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She is an angel.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I made a wish to live forever and asked the genie why everything is suddenly dark.	1647
I told the genie that I wish to be surrounded by hot chicks, and I clarify that by chicks I meant living human females.	185
That was a nice dream, I was at school and also swimming in the ocean surrounded by beautiful girls.	147
Mommy, I don't want to eat my vegetable, it tells me that it tastes bad and it doesn't want to be eaten.	115
"Mommy, I found daddy in the garden".	59
I told her that I can't see her for a month because no nut November starts today.	45
The sky turned red and my grandma exclaimed "it's the rapture!" Before I see her soul leave her body.	45
She is an angel.	2