/u/PointlessPoem's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've climbed Everest dozens of times but I've never made it to the summit.

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I can't tell you how long the brain continues to function after death.

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My post was removed by an admin because he thought the murder line was unoriginal.

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When Jurassic Park first became popular, my brother Brian and I would pretend to be paleontologists and dig up the back yard looking for dinosaur bones.

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I've killed myself every day for the past 6 months.

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After winning the third contest I was flown to Japan to have my anime idea turned into a new series.

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After climate change put 90% of all landmass underwater, the survivors believed the worst was over.

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Ever since the car accident I've been able to perfectly remember things as far back as my own birth.

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Staring down at earth from the bridge of our ship, I asked my father if Earth's quarantine would ever be lifted.

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My worst memory of the apocalypse happened during a dinner when my mother told me not to play with my food.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've climbed Everest dozens of times but I've never made it to the summit.	17503
I can't tell you how long the brain continues to function after death.	2671
My post was removed by an admin because he thought the murder line was unoriginal.	1746
When Jurassic Park first became popular, my brother Brian and I would pretend to be paleontologists and dig up the back yard looking for dinosaur bones.	1408
I've killed myself every day for the past 6 months.	1313
After winning the third contest I was flown to Japan to have my anime idea turned into a new series.	229
After climate change put 90% of all landmass underwater, the survivors believed the worst was over.	159
Ever since the car accident I've been able to perfectly remember things as far back as my own birth.	159
Staring down at earth from the bridge of our ship, I asked my father if Earth's quarantine would ever be lifted.	129
My worst memory of the apocalypse happened during a dinner when my mother told me not to play with my food.	125