/u/Pokerfakes's posts
[CW] (Aladdin) "I knew it! Why did you lie to me," shouted Jasmine. Aladdin took a minute and dejectedly replied, "Because everyone who ever knew the truth about me has either died or currently treats me like dirt. And I didn't, well, don't, want to see you treat me like they do."
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[WP] Angels and Demons are constantly fighting over you; both sides claiming that you're their "prophesied one," and trying to beat the other side to win you over. Frankly, you're getting tired of their shenanigans.
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[WP] "The bomb on my chest is wired to a heart monitor. Kill me, it explodes. Startle me, it explodes," MC said, trying to keep calm.
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[EU] "Billionaire playboy" Bruce Wayne often hires escorts to keep up appearances. However, he never sleeps with any, and he certainly doesn't abuse any.
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[WP] A large asteroid collides with the Earth. However, instead of destroying the planet, it sends everything and everyone back in time by 20 years. Everyone who was alive at that time retains all memories of everything that has happened since in those 20 years.
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[EU] "I killed Mufassa!" shouted Scar. "And I had every right to do it! Not only did he refuse to let me have even ONE lioness to have a family with; he wouldn't even let me LEAVE in peace!"
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[RF] The IRS has several secret programs. You're a whistleblower for "Tip Trap," where agents leave large tips to waitresses, then bust them if they don't report everything on tax forms.
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