/u/PokingMidas's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I set the knight into place, I declared checkmate at the end of a long, long game of chess with Death.

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There was a great public outcry when the town psychic was outed as a phony.

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Following mankind's first spacefold drive test, we fired up the telescopes to see what we could see.

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Twenty years ago, I found a genie and wished for immortality.

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I just had to try this new bistro; the chef claimed to put a piece of himself into every dish he made.

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It was a night fit for neither man nor beast.

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"Hey everyone, I'm pregnant!"

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I feel bad about this, I really do.

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With a heavy sigh, I put the last of the outdoor Christmas lights in the box and put the box in the basement.

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Having read your news, I am politely asking you all to stop using the word "monster" to describe each other.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I set the knight into place, I declared checkmate at the end of a long, long game of chess with Death.	1631
There was a great public outcry when the town psychic was outed as a phony.	316
Following mankind's first spacefold drive test, we fired up the telescopes to see what we could see.	52
Twenty years ago, I found a genie and wished for immortality.	45
I just had to try this new bistro; the chef claimed to put a piece of himself into every dish he made.	34
It was a night fit for neither man nor beast.	14
"Hey everyone, I'm pregnant!"	14
I feel bad about this, I really do.	2
With a heavy sigh, I put the last of the outdoor Christmas lights in the box and put the box in the basement.	1
Having read your news, I am politely asking you all to stop using the word "monster" to describe each other.	1