/u/PontiacPipeBear's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His record showed he did not discriminate based on age, gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion.

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I thought I had pulled off the greatest magic trick ever, but now I'm not so sure.

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In the dark, I managed to creep up on my bully as he leaned against a tree, extinguished cigarette dangling from his mouth.

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To make social media more relevant to real life, we have found a program that can make our users' appearance to the rest of the world change based on the popularity of their last post.

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That day, we learned the real curse of Crystal Lake was the friends we made along the way.

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76 trombones and a hand grenade or two started out in the marching band; they were two miles from home when the first explosive blew and the drum major lost his hand.

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I've always had an inherent affinity for making friends.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
His record showed he did not discriminate based on age, gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion.	1208
I thought I had pulled off the greatest magic trick ever, but now I'm not so sure.	50
In the dark, I managed to creep up on my bully as he leaned against a tree, extinguished cigarette dangling from his mouth.	19
To make social media more relevant to real life, we have found a program that can make our users' appearance to the rest of the world change based on the popularity of their last post.	18
That day, we learned the real curse of Crystal Lake was the friends we made along the way.	17
76 trombones and a hand grenade or two started out in the marching band; they were two miles from home when the first explosive blew and the drum major lost his hand.	1
I've always had an inherent affinity for making friends.	1