/u/PoolSharkPete's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I don't know how Dad could afford my surgery, with all that gambling debt he's so afraid of, but I'm just happy to be getting a new kidney!
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"..Ain't nothin' sadder'n a Papa outlivin' his own pup," the surgeon laments to my father, "but I reckon you can rear a whole 'nother brood 'n spoil 'em too for what these all're gonna fetch ya!"
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"There's no greater tragedy than a parent outliving their child," the doctor laments to my father, as I await my appendectomy.
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