/u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle's posts
[WP] "Special Diplomatic Envoy" means "assassin." The Butler is actually our bodyguard and when he talks about 'silverware' he doesn't mean forks. The entire Imperial Court is full of pointed euphemisms, and as the new Emperor you're still having trouble keeping track of things.
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[WP] There is a starfaring race that kamikaze-launches their very bodies through space like torpedoes at foes. The terrible truth: they're actually just smart bullets that accidentally achieved sentience, their 'ship' is a gun, and their 'god' buys them by the magazine.
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[WP] An angel cast out of heaven, you walk the earth fighting evil. But it's a fine line; every time you succumb to brutality and viciousness, you become more and more devilish.
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[WP] After squealing on the Don, you find yourself targeted by knife throwers, snake charmers, acrobats and clowns. Turns out the Don's brother-in-law owns a circus and offered him a discount on Strings of Colorful Assassins.
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[WP] Just another day at the laundromat, killing time while your clothes dry. Until you decided to try out the years-old untouched pinball machine and the secret passageway opened up.
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[WP] You're a humble lab rat used to test some weird formula before the scientist inevitably used it on himself and became a supervillain. After that you were cast aside, until you discovered an entire Legion of Labrats with similar backstories and the same burning desire for revenge.
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[WP] In all the myriad parallel universes out there, you are the only version of yourself that has achieved neither great good nor great evil. Now you find yourself pestered by the forces of both Good and Evil, neither of whom are willing to let you simply remain Mediocre.
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[WP] In a world where everyone is a genre of music, heroes struggle to preserve the Harmony of the Spheres from the two equally destructive but diametrically opposed forces of Monotone and Cacophony
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