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[WP] The coronation was to proceed as planned, with extra security precautions taken in case the revolutionaries attempted anything. Nobody expected the rebel leader to be the head pastry chef.
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[WP] The discovery of the Hollow Earth was followed by that of caramel deposits on Mars and cherry cordial on Venus. Life, it transpires, IS like a box of chocolates
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[WP] The world's most relentless and formidable assassin is in fact a tiny dog wearing a human exoskeleton
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[WP] The longest someone's been clinically dead before resuscitation is about 17 hours. Your research team just found a way to push that record up a huge amount. There might have been a side effect, though; your latest patient in recovery seems to have picked up a hitchhiker from the other side.
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[WP] Washed up on a remote island after a shipwreck, your misfortune gets worse when you realize you're in the middle of a supervillain real estate showing.
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[WP] A comedic street performer is disheartened to realize their act isn't very well received. They don't realize it's because they're a dead ringer for a recently-escaped homicidal maniac.
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[WP] Even the devil has his place in God's grand design. When one man threatens Christmas for the entire world, He rides out to pay evil unto evil. He is... the Krampus
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[WP] Paranormal Investigators don't make a great living, but now you've been hired to look into ghost sightings in a millennia old city long abandoned by civilization. The city's a total enigma; all that's known is the runes discovered on the site seem to read "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas"
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[WP] After immortals pass the phase where they've already done everything else at least twice, they rather bitterly settle into the grand game of Outlive Each Other
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