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Mom told me not to wake her unless the house was on fire or I was dying.

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I didn’t know why flipping the switch for my garbage disposal didn’t turn it on, so I flipped it off and stuck my hand into the opening to investigate.

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“I’ll always be here for you,” he said as he caressed my check with his cold, weathered hand.

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It wasn’t the glazed look on daddy’s face that scared me; I was used to that.

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The last thing I remember is daddy squeezing me tight and telling me he was disappointed I didn’t keep our little secret.

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“Why are you picking everything apart,” she screamed.

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“The view is nice from up here,” I thought to myself as I was swinging back and forth.

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Famished, I peeled open the banana and took a huge bite.

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As I bit into a crisp apple, juice sliding down my chin, I felt a sharp pain in my tooth.

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As I cut Onions, an endless stream of tears rolled down my face.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mom told me not to wake her unless the house was on fire or I was dying.	593
I didn’t know why flipping the switch for my garbage disposal didn’t turn it on, so I flipped it off and stuck my hand into the opening to investigate.	36
“I’ll always be here for you,” he said as he caressed my check with his cold, weathered hand.	33
It wasn’t the glazed look on daddy’s face that scared me; I was used to that.	29
The last thing I remember is daddy squeezing me tight and telling me he was disappointed I didn’t keep our little secret.	18
“Why are you picking everything apart,” she screamed.	18
“The view is nice from up here,” I thought to myself as I was swinging back and forth.	17
Famished, I peeled open the banana and took a huge bite.	11
As I bit into a crisp apple, juice sliding down my chin, I felt a sharp pain in my tooth.	9
As I cut Onions, an endless stream of tears rolled down my face.	8