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The children were laughing, running around, and playing with the balloons at the birthday party.

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I finally flushed the drugs down the toilet!

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Shaking and gasping to catch my breath, I looked into the lifeless eyes of the intruder I'd just stabbed in the kitchen, wracking my brain as to why he looked vaguely familiar.

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When I smashed the poor excuse for a birthday gift my father had given me on the floor, I screamed, "I hate you and I wish I was dead!"

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Flaying, enucleation, evisceration, impalement, electrocution, immurement, immolation, crucifixion…

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I was surprised when my wife asked if my best friend, Dan, could be our next threesome partner instead of the usual random man we pick up at a bar or a club.

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Ecstatic, I badged into the top security room for my first day as a cybersecurity engineer for my government.

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Developing some prints in my darkroom from the wedding I recently photographed at the supposedly haunted mansion, I noticed in a series of photos I took in the garden on the grounds that there was an old man I didn’t remember in every image, and he got progressively closer with each frame.

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I was so happy, at first, when the exorcism was successful and my wife was finally rid of the demon that had possessed and traumatized her for years.

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My father convinced mall security to release me into his custody after I was caught shoplifting as he promised them that the punishment I'd face at home would be biblical.

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The children were laughing, running around, and playing with the balloons at the birthday party.	1
I finally flushed the drugs down the toilet!	1
Shaking and gasping to catch my breath, I looked into the lifeless eyes of the intruder I'd just stabbed in the kitchen, wracking my brain as to why he looked vaguely familiar.	1
When I smashed the poor excuse for a birthday gift my father had given me on the floor, I screamed, "I hate you and I wish I was dead!"	1
Flaying, enucleation, evisceration, impalement, electrocution, immurement, immolation, crucifixion…	1
I was surprised when my wife asked if my best friend, Dan, could be our next threesome partner instead of the usual random man we pick up at a bar or a club.	1
Ecstatic, I badged into the top security room for my first day as a cybersecurity engineer for my government.	1
Developing some prints in my darkroom from the wedding I recently photographed at the supposedly haunted mansion, I noticed in a series of photos I took in the garden on the grounds that there was an old man I didn’t remember in every image, and he got progressively closer with each frame.	1
I was so happy, at first, when the exorcism was successful and my wife was finally rid of the demon that had possessed and traumatized her for years.	1
My father convinced mall security to release me into his custody after I was caught shoplifting as he promised them that the punishment I'd face at home would be biblical.	1