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My daughter had a new friend coming over for a playdate, so when I heard knocking on the front door, I shouted, “come in, door’s open,” as I had my hands full in the kitchen.

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“I do not fear death, I know where I’m going,” is a phrase my deeply religious mother would often repeat to us children while we were growing up.

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She gave her coin and asked the witch to make her the most beautiful woman on Earth, but felt she had been swindled when she saw her reflection unchanged in the waters of the river on her walk home.

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Our family had a string of unfortunate and unexpected deaths with my grandmother, Aunt Carol, Uncle Frank, and Cousin Janice all passing within two months of one another.

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I couldn’t find my wife anywhere in the house when I woke up in the morning and her phone was still on the bedside table, so I checked the cameras to see when she left.

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Yesterday, to my relief, I finally saw a ghost.

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“Alright ma’am, if you could wait right there, we just need to do a quick assessment of your soul before we can let you into Heaven.”

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Waiting in line, my daughter was squeezing my hand impossibly hard, dancing, and squealing to me, “mommy, I can’t hold it in anymore!”

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I was a little nervous to go skydiving for the first time, but my instructor told me not to worry as we were going tandem and he’d take care of everything.

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After the twentieth call, I finally answered the phone, furious that the scammers were spoofing my recently deceased husband's number to call me.

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My daughter had a new friend coming over for a playdate, so when I heard knocking on the front door, I shouted, “come in, door’s open,” as I had my hands full in the kitchen.	1
“I do not fear death, I know where I’m going,” is a phrase my deeply religious mother would often repeat to us children while we were growing up.	1
She gave her coin and asked the witch to make her the most beautiful woman on Earth, but felt she had been swindled when she saw her reflection unchanged in the waters of the river on her walk home.	1
Our family had a string of unfortunate and unexpected deaths with my grandmother, Aunt Carol, Uncle Frank, and Cousin Janice all passing within two months of one another.	1
I couldn’t find my wife anywhere in the house when I woke up in the morning and her phone was still on the bedside table, so I checked the cameras to see when she left.	1
Yesterday, to my relief, I finally saw a ghost.	1
“Alright ma’am, if you could wait right there, we just need to do a quick assessment of your soul before we can let you into Heaven.”	1
Waiting in line, my daughter was squeezing my hand impossibly hard, dancing, and squealing to me, “mommy, I can’t hold it in anymore!”	1
I was a little nervous to go skydiving for the first time, but my instructor told me not to worry as we were going tandem and he’d take care of everything.	1
After the twentieth call, I finally answered the phone, furious that the scammers were spoofing my recently deceased husband's number to call me.	1