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After going through a fate worse than death, feeling dirtied and impure, I thought it couldn't get any worse.

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I died, but I was happy, it was the best 89 years of life a person could ask for.

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I have always prided myself in my ability to stay hydrated at all times.

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Joe looked up at the police officer with hopeful eyes and tried to tell him about how he had been dirtied.

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it has been 200 years since the tower appeared and now we have conquered the last floor.

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After having lunch with my girlfriend, I realised how much I had missed her.

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when my husband cheated on me with my best friend, he told me, that "love comes and goes".

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when the trumpets of the Lord sounded and the Army of the Lord descended, there was joy all around.

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since I realised I could time travel, I've always wanted to know why mum said birthing me was the happiest moment in her life.

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as a mother, there's nothing more I love than to preserve my children's smiles.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After going through a fate worse than death, feeling dirtied and impure, I thought it couldn't get any worse.	2926
I died, but I was happy, it was the best 89 years of life a person could ask for.	2529
I have always prided myself in my ability to stay hydrated at all times.	2153
Joe looked up at the police officer with hopeful eyes and tried to tell him about how he had been dirtied.	249
it has been 200 years since the tower appeared and now we have conquered the last floor.	243
After having lunch with my girlfriend, I realised how much I had missed her.	212
when my husband cheated on me with my best friend, he told me, that "love comes and goes".	164
when the trumpets of the Lord sounded and the Army of the Lord descended, there was joy all around.	135
since I realised I could time travel, I've always wanted to know why mum said birthing me was the happiest moment in her life.	108
as a mother, there's nothing more I love than to preserve my children's smiles.	63