/u/Preston_of_Astora's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] When the king sent out the berserker to save his daughter from the castle she's in with a ferocious dragon, the Last thing he expected to find in the pile of severed heads the man brought, is the head of the princess herself. And yet it's here, displayed proudly dangling on his hip.
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[WP] Two paladins are told of a princess locked up in a keep, guarded by a dragon and a platoon of guards. The two have slain their adversaries, and reached the top floor with ease. However, all of this wasn't made to protect the princess, they're protecting the world, from Her.
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[WP] "Why is it, that everyone I visit, is treating me like a God!? I am no God, I am but a man! As mortal as you and your kin!", Said the 12 foot tall, golden armored, Greek statue of a man with a halo on his head, and is glowing like the fucking sun.
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[WP] A serial killer breaks into a house, and starts checking the rooms for victims to pick off while they're asleep. One room he enters, is loaded full of his pictures and posters of the Netflix show made about him. He finds his worst nightmare; a 17 year old white girl who stans him to no end
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[WP] "I don't believe in "prodigies", David. It's just a term that parents and teachers use to label their above average children and justify them pushing them to their absolute limits. I would know how it feels. Why do you think I burned down the magic school?", the Apocryphal Warlock asks.
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[PI] When scientists built the very first true artificially intelligent computer, they asked it the first question: "Is there a God?" The A.I. replied "There is now."
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[WP] You awake in a small island floating in the middle of the sky, and it's just around 12 meters wide, and 10 meters across. You open a chest near a tree, and all it had is some water, lava, and a note. One problem however. You have NEVER played Minecraft before.
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[WP] Orcs are never bloodthirsty brutes, but are just incredibly religious and are worshipping a bloodthirsty god. So as a joke, you introduced Christianity into an orc community in another world. Coming back after God knows how long however, yielded mind-boggling results
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[WP] Pepe Pharmaceuticals has successfully created an inhalant that serves as a stress suppressor, named respectively Copium and Hopium. Unfortunately, years passed, and raw materials for these drugs are starting to fade. Worse off, your consumers are now classified addicts of your products.
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[WP] Resurrection magic is real in the fantasy world, except instead of being given away freely, it has been monopolized, and the poor are literally at the mercy of the clergy. Death is now a suggestion, and the rich are virtually immortal. Tell us the story of the sick downtrodden in this world.
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