/u/Preston_of_Astora's posts
[WP] The Chaos Gods manifest their presence with very visible, and often horrific results. Khorne turns warriors into savages, and so on. You're just trying to explain to your friends something you misread and all of a sudden you're growing wings, eyes, and tentacles from your body
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[EU] A Stormtrooper and a Guardsman walk into a bar, and start bonding over the one thing they had in common; regardless of what universe is stronger than the other, both of them are gonna be fucked over anyway
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What were the "Black Lies"? How did the bastardizing the story of the Siege of Tenochtitlan by twisting it into a generic White Colonization story came to be? Why did it even happen? And who started the Lies?
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One of the most basic forms of psychological warfare is for your warriors to look as menacing as possible; from the Aztec animal suits to the Japanese Oni masks. Is there any benefit from appearing as inhuman as possible? Were there civilizations where warriors dressed up as human beasts?
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[WP] The alien invaders have punched their way into the heart of key countries, and since humanity has united, a Hail Mary was devised. Using experimental technology, humanity is left no choice but to do the unthinkable. Resurrect history's most ruthless, brutal, and vicious war leaders to lead.
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[WP] The heroes seem to be constantly fighting endless mooks form the villain, always in greater number no matter the losses. And now they discover why. Dispelling Magic reveals that the goons are not real humans, but molten metal in the shape of humans. They are artificially created.
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[WP] In the oceans, fear not the giants that lurk below the depths. Fear however, the medium sized beasts. For they actually see you as worthwhile food
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[WP] Entering the Dark Lord's lair, the hero expects a hell of a fight with a stubborn demon of a mann. Upon entering however, he finds him slumped on his throne, depressed. "Eeeeh, what's the point of fighting? A thousand years ago, I was the most feared. Now they fear each other; I'm redundant."
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[WP] Despite having nothing special with you, not only have you become a top hero, but have become infamous as a sadistic antihero. Your power? Force your enemies or someone in particular, to experience your pain and injuries, while being unharmed yourself.
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[WP] Humanity has been artificially evolved into a solitary species due to increasing isolation in deep space, highly indistinguishable AI companions, and the ever diminishing reputation of relationships. You, time travelling here, is absolutely baffled with what's going on
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