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[EU] Humanity had achieved space travel, and went out to the stars. Upon leaving the planet, they discovered two things. One, that we're not actually on Earth, and two, we are a backwater planet in something called the "Imperium of Man"
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[WP] "You are in but a treacherous situation", says the housekeeper. "But the ghosts? The voices? The spectres you see at night? They are but ancient security systems of unknown make, technology that dwarf our current standing, splaced there for reasons only God knows."
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[WP] "You are in but a treacherous situation", says the housekeeper. "But the ghosts? The voices? The spectres you see at night? They are but ancient security systems of unknown make, technology that dwarfs our current standing, placed there for reasons only God knows."
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[WP] "Hahahahaha! I'm Jeff the Killer, and I will Jeff the Kill you!" "Really, Jeff!? A One-liner!? God, just kill me already"
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[PI] I AM STUCK ON EARTH WITH A FLEET OF INVADING MARTIANS AND APPARENTLY IT WANTS ME DEAD. THIS IS NOT A JOKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY SEND HELP
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[WP] "Daddy, why is the orangutan in jail?" "Oh Lily. The orangutan isn't in jail, he's in a zo-" [Name: Clyde Age: 43 Species: Orangutan Imprisoned for: First Degree Murder]
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[WP] Humans and Robot war stories always depict humanity as against AI. But this is the story of the staunchest few against an ignorant humanity. These are the men who fought With AI, For AI. These are the "Iron Warriors".
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[WP] The immortal and his snail have both fallen centuries ago, but their feud outlived even both of them. You are the 31st generation descended from her, and since then you are stuck dealing with entire escargatoires of snails still trying to touch you, even if they don't kill you
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[WP] In the ashes of the Thousand Year War, Evropa struggles to remember what life used to be, and therefore, turn to your services, an immortal who have documented everything before the War began. The man who was there before the War started. The Man who Remembers Peace.
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