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He looks just like his father.

838 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I have everything: the perfect job, a nice house, a great car and even a beautiful wife.

817 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I never saw her slip away.

800 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I made my girlfriend breakfast in bed this morning.

256 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I always knew I'd make the news one day

237 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I got into a fight with my mime girlfriend.

229 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My romantic gesture went completely unappreciated.

168 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My girlfriend is a radiographer

157 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My girlfriend is like a vacuum cleaner.

142 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I looked into her eyes and smiled reassuringly, my hand pressed gently against her back.

106 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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