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You will probably dismiss this as another normal Reddit post.

4331 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My roommate, a ventriloquist with an annoying sense of humor, just will not shut up.

1927 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I wish I could be alone for a while.”

1086 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After careful review of your second application, we have unfortunately decided again to reject you.

487 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I, the most feared dweller of the night, was stranded.

374 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

282 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I arrived home I found the medicine cabinet empty save for a note which read:

246 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I’d often chuckle to myself and say “I’m not afraid of the dark; I think the dark should be afraid of me.”

155 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The real horror of war is not watching comrades fall beside you.

153 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“What a great deal for a used pair of shoes,” I thought.

148 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You will probably dismiss this as another normal Reddit post.	4331	TwoSentenceHorror
My roommate, a ventriloquist with an annoying sense of humor, just will not shut up.	1927	TwoSentenceHorror
“I wish I could be alone for a while.”	1086	TwoSentenceHorror
After careful review of your second application, we have unfortunately decided again to reject you.	487	TwoSentenceSadness
I, the most feared dweller of the night, was stranded.	374	TwoSentenceHorror
“Forgive me father for I have sinned.”	282	TwoSentenceHorror
When I arrived home I found the medicine cabinet empty save for a note which read:	246	TwoSentenceSadness
I’d often chuckle to myself and say “I’m not afraid of the dark; I think the dark should be afraid of me.”	155	TwoSentenceHorror
The real horror of war is not watching comrades fall beside you.	153	TwoSentenceSadness
“What a great deal for a used pair of shoes,” I thought.	148	TwoSentenceHorror