/u/Professor_Hazel's posts
As a looked at my girlfriend's lifeless body and the pool of blood around her, I grabbed the nearest knife to defend myself and my cat.
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[WP] A robed figure stands at a podium. "We're the Illuminati, right? Ya know, the SECRET society, that SECRETLY runs the world? We are? Ok, well, then can someone explain why our logo is printed on the US Dollar? Why in the name of the Dark Lord are we actively trying to give away our existence?"
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[WP] Bigfoot, after many decades of hiding, reveals himself and becomes a motivational speaker. "Don't wait for others to believe in you. Start believing in yourself."
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Weapons drawn, my partner and I waited in the van for the perfect time to strike. The school principal said he'd deal with the bullying, but in our eyes enough was enough.
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I slept on the top bunk my whole childhood, wholly convinced there would be no monster under my bed.
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