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[WP] Do not talk about ▇▇▇. Do not write about ▇▇▇. Do not refer to ▇▇▇ by the use of any names. The more you know about ▇▇▇, the more ▇▇▇ knows about you.
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[WP] You’re trying to write, or at least that’s what you’re telling yourself. You’re actually on your phone, when a swat team breaks down your door, rushes inside & surrounds you. Only, their backs are to you, guns trained on the doors & windows. You hear the closest one whisper, “Here they come.”
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[WP] “Whatever the police tell you, whatever you hear on the news, always remember, mommy and daddy love you, and did this all for you.”
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[WP] Your ninth son is destined to murder you. You laugh it off, until you remember you used to be a sperm donor.
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[WP] Sometime in the near future, you're making dinner because you're meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time. All you have in your kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. Your girlfriend comes in along with her father, Gordon Ramsay.
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[WP] After a year that grew continuously worse, you went to bed early on New Year's Eve, ready to face the new year ahead with optimism. You woke up to find the date to be December 32nd. That was actually sometime ago. Today is December 469, and your sanity is beginning to slip.
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