/u/PropaneSalesman7's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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People often ask me "Mr. President, why did you sign off on this bill even though you were very vocal about your opposition to it?"

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Make contact with person

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My phone kept bugging me about my lack of storage space.

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I'd seen people I thought were ghosts my whole life, but I was never certain.

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When I heard the emergency alerts, I thought my years of preparation for an alien invasion would finally mean something.

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I woke up on the morning, took a shit, and jerked off.

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After many months, I hooked up the old PS3, excited to get back into some old games.

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The battalion emptied every weapon we had to destroy the creature.

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I thought because I was an adult, I knew Santa was fake.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People often ask me "Mr. President, why did you sign off on this bill even though you were very vocal about your opposition to it?"	2673
Make contact with person	303
My phone kept bugging me about my lack of storage space.	79
I'd seen people I thought were ghosts my whole life, but I was never certain.	18
When I heard the emergency alerts, I thought my years of preparation for an alien invasion would finally mean something.	18
I woke up on the morning, took a shit, and jerked off.	14
After many months, I hooked up the old PS3, excited to get back into some old games.	12
The battalion emptied every weapon we had to destroy the creature.	6
I thought because I was an adult, I knew Santa was fake.	1