/u/ProphetofTables's posts
[WP] You've been contracted to hunt a particularly nasty vampire. You then discover the vampire you're hunting is the very person who contracted you. You're shocked to learn why.
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[WP] Many years after the princess, now a queen, was saved from the dragon, she still has nightmares over it.
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[WP] You've been kidnapped by an evil cult who believes you to be the mortal form of their deity. Despite your initial protests, you stick around- after all, this means you get free food and booze.
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[WP] You're going to introduce your romantic partner to your parents. Said romantic partner is an orc. Awkwardness ensues, big time.
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[EU] You've finally mended the Elden Ring and become Elden Lord... but it turns out that being Elden Lord is really hard, there's a LOT of paperwork involved, and Marika/Ranni won't make it easy on you.
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[WP] After some investigation, you discover the secret identity of your supervillain/supervillainess arch-nemesis... it turns out, they're a short-order cook at a local burger joint.
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[WP] Humanity is finally contacted by aliens... who worship humans as benevolent gods incapable of wrongdoing. Unfortunately, humankind has to hide its ugly history, or else.
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[WP] The king confides to our hero that he, too, was reluctant to take up such a responsibility... as in, said king was dragged kicking and screaming off his farm and to the throne.
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