/u/Psychological-Body91's posts
[WP] "Come on, everyone needs a hobby!" "Necromancy is not a hobby! This is the third cemetery you got kicked out of!"
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[WP] you're a lawyer using your years of training and education to help people get out of contracts with the devil.
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[WP] Aliens have demanded you hand over earth technology for their research. Unfortunately for you, you're a broke college student and all you have aside from your furniture is an old laptop, a Foreman grill and a Snuggie. Good luck selling that to them.
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[WP] His punishment didn't fit the crime. You know that. He knows that. Which is why, as Prometheus' defence attorney, you'll do anything to prove your client is innocent at the court of Olymp.
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[WP] "Yo dude, why don't you invite me over anymore?" "sorry brah, but ever since you 'witnessed the horrors' your vibes have been waaay off man, and even worse, you're scaring the hoes!"
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[WP] 'Son, I think it's time for you to know the truth about your mother... She was a Disney Princess.' That statement made a lot of sense in hindsight.
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[WP] Australians and Emus form an alliance to defeat a mutual enemy. The enemy of my enemy is my friend after all.
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[WP] You're an alien scouting the earth to see if it can be conquered easily or if it's not worth the risk. The place you're sent out to observe is called 'Australia'.
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[WP] to dogkind, humans are seemingly immortal beings. Even as a dog ages, their master doesn't seem to. So a dog witnessing the death of their human is a big event.
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