/u/PsychologicalTax815's posts in /r/howardstern
Oh hun, I know I look like Shrek's retarded brother, but I can make you so happy. I will do all the things a husband should do for his wife. I'm gonna use hard drugs, get fired from my dream job, rent your body to strangers, sell keychain pics of your butthole, and move into someone else's house.
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