/u/PublicAlterEgo's posts
When my mother died in the bedroom next to mine, I decided to just lock her door and not tell anybody because the social security checks helped so much.
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I heard my mother crying as she said, "He's brain dead, the papers are signed, you can go ahead and take my son's organs."
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When I woke up with a splitting headache in the middle of the night, in what should have been a completely dark room, there was a intense white light coming from my left ear.
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[JUL22] Apollo was the most handsome, virile, and sexually active of the gods, driving his flaming chariot across the sky by day, and seducing women all night.
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The alien invaders in their strange helmets captured me and my friends and have been torturing us, stabbing us, and killing us one by one, asking their incomprehensible questions.
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A damn cat yowling in my yard with an annoying voice woke me up at 6:30 am on my day off today so I let out my German Shepard out to chase it off.
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