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It was the last Thanksgiving for my loud-mouthed relative, loudly proclaiming how everything we thought was wrong, although he wouldn't know it for a few days.

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That PETA idiot got so upset when I told him that if animals didn't want to be eaten they shouldn't be made of delicious meat.

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It is said that vengeance leaves one feeling hollow, but I didn't care, as I watched my rival, both business and romantic, laying on the sidewalk, a broken, drug addicted, homeless shell of what he had been.

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It had taken years of careful planning, sacrifice, and execution, but finally, at long last, my finances were balanced, and I would be able to eat and survive.

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Thanks to this extended stay at home period, I have finally perfected my automatic, AI controlled in home haircut machine!

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It's 8:20 AM said the synthesized female voice at 6:25 AM, causing both myself and my son to look around.

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I had to stop eating Raisin Bran cereal recently.

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I could hear my aged father crunching on his breakfast from the other side of the kitchen.

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I used to like the little tingle up my spine from reading TwoSentenceHorror, but it no longer does anything for me.

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Everyone thinks they are the most important person in the universe, and they are all partly right.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was the last Thanksgiving for my loud-mouthed relative, loudly proclaiming how everything we thought was wrong, although he wouldn't know it for a few days.	11
That PETA idiot got so upset when I told him that if animals didn't want to be eaten they shouldn't be made of delicious meat.	10
It is said that vengeance leaves one feeling hollow, but I didn't care, as I watched my rival, both business and romantic, laying on the sidewalk, a broken, drug addicted, homeless shell of what he had been.	10
It had taken years of careful planning, sacrifice, and execution, but finally, at long last, my finances were balanced, and I would be able to eat and survive.	10
Thanks to this extended stay at home period, I have finally perfected my automatic, AI controlled in home haircut machine!	9
It's 8:20 AM said the synthesized female voice at 6:25 AM, causing both myself and my son to look around.	9
I had to stop eating Raisin Bran cereal recently.	9
I could hear my aged father crunching on his breakfast from the other side of the kitchen.	9
I used to like the little tingle up my spine from reading TwoSentenceHorror, but it no longer does anything for me.	8
Everyone thinks they are the most important person in the universe, and they are all partly right.	6