/u/PureCarbs's posts
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[WP] You have been arrested by the Time Paradox Prevention Agency for creating a time paradox, but you haven't created any paradoxes. At least not yet.
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[WP] You, the first chrononaut (time traveller), have just been arrested mid-trip for creating a paradox, which made people think time travel is lethal, which stopped the invention of time travel, which made the paradox.
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[WP] The commander of the time ship stumbles into your med bay. He says he has been poisoned with a time-loop inducing serum, and all of your 367 past attempts at a cure have failed. He tells you to take drastic measures.
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[WP] As an EMT in a magical realm you've seen seen some bizarre trauma, but now you're the first responder at the scene of a 'car' crash between a potion master's van and a grand wizard's chariot, and its nothing like you've seen before.
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[WP] Far off in the future, people speak about the legend of the warrior Captcha, glorious defender of the Internet from the countless bot attacks.
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[WP] You are the Warden of a maximum security AI prison. Or at least you were before the riot when the prisoners took charge and locked up the guards. Now all that stopping their escape is the main captcha, and the AIs want you to get them past it.
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[WP] Aliens have invaded and officially declared war on the penguins of Earth. Now government officials face the dilemma of whether to join the war for the penguins or let the entire species go extinct.
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[WP] Just as sanatizer only kills 99.99% of germs, nuclear bombs only kill 99.99% of humans. You are the 0.01%
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