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You weren’t poisoned or bleeding out, yet you feel weaker and worse by the second.

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I’ve recently discovered I have the power to breath underwater.

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After thousands of years of sending messages into space, in hope to find other forms of life in our solar system, Earth had finally received it’s first message.

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I’ve grown tired of my nutcase of a wife, always saying aliens are real.

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I was only ten years old when I died, and now my spirit is bound to my room.

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Through the use of a Ouija board, I found out the house isn’t haunted by malevolent spirts that murder people, but rather it was the homeowner.

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The demon tempted you many times as it stared at you through the glass.

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I saw a good friend of mine pass by my window this morning.

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I’ve heard of a life pro tip to pour hot water and soap into down a toilet to unclog it.

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After two months of begging, you finally agree to try anal with your girlfriend.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You weren’t poisoned or bleeding out, yet you feel weaker and worse by the second.	267
I’ve recently discovered I have the power to breath underwater.	184
After thousands of years of sending messages into space, in hope to find other forms of life in our solar system, Earth had finally received it’s first message.	176
I’ve grown tired of my nutcase of a wife, always saying aliens are real.	91
I was only ten years old when I died, and now my spirit is bound to my room.	70
Through the use of a Ouija board, I found out the house isn’t haunted by malevolent spirts that murder people, but rather it was the homeowner.	54
The demon tempted you many times as it stared at you through the glass.	46
I saw a good friend of mine pass by my window this morning.	29
I’ve heard of a life pro tip to pour hot water and soap into down a toilet to unclog it.	27
After two months of begging, you finally agree to try anal with your girlfriend.	12