/u/PurpleAngel23's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She had the face of a goddess, a nymph in motion; I knew as soon as I laid eyes on her that I loved her.

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“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

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“Look at this cool frog I found!” My daughter squealed as she held the toad up to me.

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“Please let me in, it’s so cold outside!”

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Suicide rates skyrocketed after the near apocalypse, but it wasn’t because of the nuclear blast.

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I started my job as a contract killer today.

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I screamed in agony as he beat me with a whip.

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“It’s ripping!” I screamed as my baby’s head emerged from my vagina.

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You ever get that impulse to just eat whatever is in front of you?

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“I’m actually a virgin, if you can believe that,” I said, while slipping off my boxers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She had the face of a goddess, a nymph in motion; I knew as soon as I laid eyes on her that I loved her.	100
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”	100
“Look at this cool frog I found!” My daughter squealed as she held the toad up to me.	91
“Please let me in, it’s so cold outside!”	86
Suicide rates skyrocketed after the near apocalypse, but it wasn’t because of the nuclear blast.	86
I started my job as a contract killer today.	85
I screamed in agony as he beat me with a whip.	76
“It’s ripping!” I screamed as my baby’s head emerged from my vagina.	76
You ever get that impulse to just eat whatever is in front of you?	67
“I’m actually a virgin, if you can believe that,” I said, while slipping off my boxers.	59