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“Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.”

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“Look at my little girl, all grown up.”

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Dumbstruck, I stared down at the positive pregnancy test.

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We all live in a yellow submarine; we all live in a yellow submarine.

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“Nailed it!” My husband yelled enthusiastically.

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“I...I think I might be pregnant.”

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I explained to the officers that my son wasn’t dead; I had taken him to spend the night with his father.

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My wife said it’s time to move.

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“Y’know, I think we’re better off as friends.”

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My father abandoned our family when I was 10 years old, leading me to spend the next 15 years submerged in drugs, alcohol, and prostitution.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.”	187
“Look at my little girl, all grown up.”	185
Dumbstruck, I stared down at the positive pregnancy test.	181
We all live in a yellow submarine; we all live in a yellow submarine.	173
“Nailed it!” My husband yelled enthusiastically.	160
“I...I think I might be pregnant.”	132
I explained to the officers that my son wasn’t dead; I had taken him to spend the night with his father.	116
My wife said it’s time to move.	114
“Y’know, I think we’re better off as friends.”	111
My father abandoned our family when I was 10 years old, leading me to spend the next 15 years submerged in drugs, alcohol, and prostitution.	101