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Kids, they grow up so fast

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I opened the fridge and sighed as I saw it was empty.

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My little sister has trouble sleeping at night and sometimes comes to me to help calm her down after her nightmare.

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My wife pushed my head under the bath water with a sinister smile on her face

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I always had a very experimental kid who loves to try out all sorts of imaginary jobs and I love to help her out

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[DEC2020] i’m usually always cold, bundling up is a normal occurrence for me, even in the summer, and i’m finally seeing a doctor about it.

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I work in acupuncture and my job is to help arthritic pain go away, but when I took all the pain away from my last patient I was arrested

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I was watching a comedy show late at night with my headphones on.

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People say never trust your gut instincts because they are irrational, but in reality it’s your mind making leaps it can’t quite explain quickly enough

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I always felt bad eating meat because I feel like farm animals are so innocent

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Kids, they grow up so fast	62
I opened the fridge and sighed as I saw it was empty.	58
My little sister has trouble sleeping at night and sometimes comes to me to help calm her down after her nightmare.	57
My wife pushed my head under the bath water with a sinister smile on her face	50
I always had a very experimental kid who loves to try out all sorts of imaginary jobs and I love to help her out	43
[DEC2020] i’m usually always cold, bundling up is a normal occurrence for me, even in the summer, and i’m finally seeing a doctor about it.	39
I work in acupuncture and my job is to help arthritic pain go away, but when I took all the pain away from my last patient I was arrested	30
I was watching a comedy show late at night with my headphones on.	29
People say never trust your gut instincts because they are irrational, but in reality it’s your mind making leaps it can’t quite explain quickly enough	24
I always felt bad eating meat because I feel like farm animals are so innocent	18