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“If the monster in your room wanted to kill you, you would already be dead.”

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I find it funny that the joggers I encounter on trails think they are running for their health.

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Feeling weak I decided to lay surrounded by six of my growling dogs.

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I should try to be more observant next time.

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Assessing the intelligence of other beings can be quite fun, interesting and fulfilling at times.

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Fun Fact: The human nervous system remains absolutely alive up to two weeks after death.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“If the monster in your room wanted to kill you, you would already be dead.”	4610
I find it funny that the joggers I encounter on trails think they are running for their health.	43
Feeling weak I decided to lay surrounded by six of my growling dogs.	31
I should try to be more observant next time.	23
Assessing the intelligence of other beings can be quite fun, interesting and fulfilling at times.	9
Fun Fact: The human nervous system remains absolutely alive up to two weeks after death.	6