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"You know what happens when you don't fulfill your toy quota," the white - bearded judge snarled.

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A phrase a few thousand years old, millions of believers, and a billion recitations.

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There's nothing more heart rending than the cry of a starving infant.

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"Born to hang you'll never drown," the old bosun said as I signed aboard the clipper.

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I was born with a caul that except for my mouth, was my face, and cruel people laughed and jeered.

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"You know what happens when you don't fulfill your toy quota, " the fat judge snarled.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You know what happens when you don't fulfill your toy quota," the white - bearded judge snarled.	5
A phrase a few thousand years old, millions of believers, and a billion recitations.	2
There's nothing more heart rending than the cry of a starving infant.	2
"Born to hang you'll never drown," the old bosun said as I signed aboard the clipper.	1
I was born with a caul that except for my mouth, was my face, and cruel people laughed and jeered.	1
"You know what happens when you don't fulfill your toy quota, " the fat judge snarled.	1