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Her mouth salivating and her cheeks flushed, she slowly peeled back the protective sheath, careful to keep the brown, long, rigid treat inside intact.

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As they sat down to eat, she glumly looked at the rare fillet steak with a side of carpaccio.

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Her mouth salivating and her cheeks flushed, she slowly peeled back the protective sheath, careful to keep the brown, long, rigid treat inside intact.	16
As they sat down to eat, she glumly looked at the rare fillet steak with a side of carpaccio.	9