/u/Puzzleheaded_Buy9973's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You said I won a lifetime supply of chocolate, this is only one chocolate bar" I said to the person running the contest

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I once had a red spot that suddenly appeared on my hand and thought it was nothing big.

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My doctor was confused when I said I had 8 wisdom teeth

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My neighbors keep texting me to tell me to turn the music down

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I went on a nice, romantic walk with a woman along the shoreline last night.

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as we drive through the fog, we see a large building emerge from it

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As I got home from work while my wife was out of town, I said out loud "I finally have the house to myself!"

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I was eating and started to feel a bit sick.

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After the baby was born at the hospital, the doctors let the dad cut the umbilical cord.

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I asked the genie to take me to the person who killed JFK back in 1963

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You said I won a lifetime supply of chocolate, this is only one chocolate bar" I said to the person running the contest	8001
I once had a red spot that suddenly appeared on my hand and thought it was nothing big.	252
My doctor was confused when I said I had 8 wisdom teeth	64
My neighbors keep texting me to tell me to turn the music down	44
I went on a nice, romantic walk with a woman along the shoreline last night.	39
as we drive through the fog, we see a large building emerge from it	19
As I got home from work while my wife was out of town, I said out loud "I finally have the house to myself!"	14
I was eating and started to feel a bit sick.	14
After the baby was born at the hospital, the doctors let the dad cut the umbilical cord.	12
I asked the genie to take me to the person who killed JFK back in 1963	8