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[WP] Whenever you’re hired, your goal is to make any event or operation fail spectacularly. You are a Professional Flopman. A Contract Klutz.
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[WP] You are chief of the river tribe. Often, you face young man in ritual combat to defend your status and spoils. But your opponents lately have been sheeply, untrained, unsure of themselves, and fearful. You deduce they are fighting against their will.
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[WP] You saw a create with no eyes or nose, void black skin and other actual features besides its mouth. “You are dead” it bellowed. “Time for judgment. I am your lawyer. I am very good. 27% win rate”
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[WP] Whenever you’re hired, your goal is to make any event or operation fail spectacularly. You are a Professional Flopman. A Contract Klutz.
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[WP] Aliens have finally discovered Earth - but they're not hostile. They've tasted human food, and they think it's so astonishingly good that Earth is becoming an alien tourist hotspot.
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[WP] For everyone there is a single sentence, a string of words, that will destroy them. You know them all
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[WP] He has superhuman strength, durability, reflexes, and insane intellect. He is 5'3 getting trashed at sports.
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[WP] After many years of service to your superiors, you decide you are better, and take their positions. You were a fool to believe they would allow you to betray them with the enhancements they gave you.
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