/u/QueerNLoathing's posts in /r/bodyswap
I’ve been making fun of my best friend for going out on X-Change with his girlfriend as “sorority sisters” every weekend, so today they spiked my beer and dragged me out with them. This is so humiliating! What if we run into someone we know? And why are my buddy’s tits so much bigger than mine? NSFW
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Your other friends all made fun of Joey when he got his second puberty, calling him names and smacking his ass, but you were always protective and supportive of him through it all. So when you were all partying together, what was he doing down in the basement with one of those jerks instead of you? NSFW
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I hate running into my friends at the gym! They always make some dumb comment or joke about my body and my outfit. No, it’s NOT a sports bra! Those are for girls! This is an athletic support top, and my trainer says I need it because of the swelling from his special protein shakes. Ugh, get a clue! NSFW
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When I said “What we need is a House Mom,” I meant that my housemates should try to find a girl to move in who knows how to cook and clean. But whatever magical power that heard my wish decided to make me play the part! “Fellas! Don’t load up on chips and beer, okay? Dinner’s gonna be ready soon!” NSFW
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