/u/Quietech's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"As a young man, I traded the right of my first born to secure wealth and to know love every day of my love".

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Holding my brother close, his tears and snot soaking into my shoulder, he stood in front of his wife's coffin sobbing.

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I used to joke about how I'd kill for a little bit of peace and quiet.

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My old boss stopped by the house today.

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My list of ways I might kill myself is up fifty-four methods so far.

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I remember the last thing my dad said to me was, "Your mother and I will only be gone for a few days".

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Since he was distracted by the loud alarm, I easily shot the trespasser in my moonlight filled living room.

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"Why does that mortal sacrifice random strangers to cure his wife of cancer if she died of it forty years ago?" asked the impish demon.

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Sweaty, aching, and tired, he seemed quite pleased that I was too exhausted to move.

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My pain relief acupuncture kit arrived.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"As a young man, I traded the right of my first born to secure wealth and to know love every day of my love".	2971
Holding my brother close, his tears and snot soaking into my shoulder, he stood in front of his wife's coffin sobbing.	1204
I used to joke about how I'd kill for a little bit of peace and quiet.	211
My old boss stopped by the house today.	171
My list of ways I might kill myself is up fifty-four methods so far.	155
I remember the last thing my dad said to me was, "Your mother and I will only be gone for a few days".	144
Since he was distracted by the loud alarm, I easily shot the trespasser in my moonlight filled living room.	123
"Why does that mortal sacrifice random strangers to cure his wife of cancer if she died of it forty years ago?" asked the impish demon.	123
Sweaty, aching, and tired, he seemed quite pleased that I was too exhausted to move.	120
My pain relief acupuncture kit arrived.	119