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[WP] One million bottles of beer on the wall, one million bottles of beer on the wall, I just killed another man, one million and one bottles of beer on the wall

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[WP] The world scoffed when a magical scroll predicted the boy would achieve world peace. They stopped laughing when it also provided him the means to personally accomplish it.

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[WP] Coal is actually deadly toxic to aliens, and the only reason they haven't tried to contact us yet.

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[WP] "I tried to poison them!" "You tried to kill a species that can vomit with poison?"

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[WP] A non-hostile AI which gains hyperintellgence and sentience, and only goes evil when everybody treats it with suspicion.

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[WP] It turns out anyone who controls an entire continent gets god-like powers and nigh immortality. This is not good news for the New Zealanders.

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[WP] "So, mind explaining why you people regularly slaughter millions of my kin?" The world's diplomats swallow as they stare up at the two hundred foot ant staring down at them.

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[WP] Suddenly, every single round of any weapon fired merely hovers in the air halfway to its mark. A hundred years later, they unpause and keep flying.

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[WP] Humanity thinks aliens aren't invading. In reality they're just here for sightseeing.

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[WP] People can use up all heir fat reserves in one enormous burst of power, the more far the greater the power. The world's fattest man snaps.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] One million bottles of beer on the wall, one million bottles of beer on the wall, I just killed another man, one million and one bottles of beer on the wall	5
[WP] The world scoffed when a magical scroll predicted the boy would achieve world peace. They stopped laughing when it also provided him the means to personally accomplish it.	4
[WP] Coal is actually deadly toxic to aliens, and the only reason they haven't tried to contact us yet.	3
[WP] "I tried to poison them!" "You tried to kill a species that can vomit with poison?"	3
[WP] A non-hostile AI which gains hyperintellgence and sentience, and only goes evil when everybody treats it with suspicion.	2
[WP] It turns out anyone who controls an entire continent gets god-like powers and nigh immortality. This is not good news for the New Zealanders.	2
[WP] "So, mind explaining why you people regularly slaughter millions of my kin?" The world's diplomats swallow as they stare up at the two hundred foot ant staring down at them.	2
[WP] Suddenly, every single round of any weapon fired merely hovers in the air halfway to its mark. A hundred years later, they unpause and keep flying.	2
[WP] Humanity thinks aliens aren't invading. In reality they're just here for sightseeing.	1
[WP] People can use up all heir fat reserves in one enormous burst of power, the more far the greater the power. The world's fattest man snaps.	1