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After my Father unexpectedly committed suicide, it took me several years until I felt at peace enough to open the sealed suicide letter.

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Did you hear about the Serial Killer that slaughtered 27 brunettes across the U.S. and Canada in 2020 and 2021?

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Divorce papers in hand, my wife said I used to take her breath away but now I’m just an angry drunk.

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5 years ago, I gained the ability to jump to different dimensions and timelines.

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I often joked with my kids that I would sell them off into slave labor.

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I was offered a free barely used Rolls Royce with one Horrible catch.

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After I received my Genealogy DNA test results, I got a phone call from a detective who told me that my DNA profile matched an 18 year old cold case of a murdered mother and her missing 3-week old baby.

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My daughter was found alive after going missing 3 years ago, and I am terrified.

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They say that there is a “Murder Gene” that makes the carrier prone to becoming a killer.

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My son has never looked anything like me, So I got a DNA test.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After my Father unexpectedly committed suicide, it took me several years until I felt at peace enough to open the sealed suicide letter.	11043
Did you hear about the Serial Killer that slaughtered 27 brunettes across the U.S. and Canada in 2020 and 2021?	9491
Divorce papers in hand, my wife said I used to take her breath away but now I’m just an angry drunk.	260
5 years ago, I gained the ability to jump to different dimensions and timelines.	136
I often joked with my kids that I would sell them off into slave labor.	132
I was offered a free barely used Rolls Royce with one Horrible catch.	103
After I received my Genealogy DNA test results, I got a phone call from a detective who told me that my DNA profile matched an 18 year old cold case of a murdered mother and her missing 3-week old baby.	78
My daughter was found alive after going missing 3 years ago, and I am terrified.	54
They say that there is a “Murder Gene” that makes the carrier prone to becoming a killer.	45
My son has never looked anything like me, So I got a DNA test.	39